Digging Into Yesterday’s Pisces Forecast

Alright, so yesterday morning when I grabbed my coffee, I pulled up that daily horoscope like always. Decided to actually track what it said versus what happened for once. Sat down at my kitchen table with a notepad – old school, I know. The screen glare just bugs me before caffeine kicks in.

First thing that jumped out was some career opportunity warning. Said something about “Saturn nudging you to double-check details” or whatever. Honestly rolled my eyes – sounded like vague astro-babble. But then… later that afternoon? Almost sent a client proposal with the wrong pricing table attached. Because I rushed. That’s when I remembered the damn horoscope. Went back, retraced my steps, fixed it. Close call.

• Horoscope said: “Financial talks require extra patience”
• What happened: My bank’s customer service put me on hold for 45 freaking minutes
• My reaction: Nearly smashed my phone. Should’ve brewed tea first like the stars suggested.

Then came the relationship bit about Venus. Called my sister around noon ‘cause the reading mentioned “water sign connections need nurturing”. Got voicemail. Figured whatever, tried anyway. Turns out she had a brutal day at work and my rambling message about her cactus surviving winter made her crack up later. Total accident. But hey, points for timing?

The Part Where I Facepalmed

The forecast closed with “avoid overcommitment”. Did I listen? NOPE. Agreed to:

• Help my neighbor move furniture
• Proofread my cousin’s resume
• Volunteer at the community garden

Ended up eating cold pizza at 10 PM with my back screaming. Stars were dead right. Should’ve written that part on my forehead backwards so I’d see it in the mirror.

Final verdict? Some days this crap actually works in weird ways. Other days it’s like reading a fortune cookie that says “you will find happiness” while your shoelace snaps. Still…noted the Saturn thing saved my butt at work. Might actually open today’s reading before making decisions. Maybe.