Okay so today morning I wakes up thinking, hey it’s April 26th, Pisces day right? Saw that horoscope title popping up on some site. Usually I rolls my eyes at this stuff, but figured, what the heck, let’s see what the stars say. Maybe get lucky for once?
First thing I does is make coffee, cause brains don’t work without caffeine. Spilled half of it down my shirt. Great start, universe. Really feeling that Pisces luck already. Then I sits down at the laptop, grumpy, and searches up whatever that horoscope headline was. Found one quick.
It says something like: “Pisces, embrace unexpected opportunities! Financial gains possible. Emotions run high – seek harmony.” Sounds pretty, I guess? Typical vague stuff. Like, “unexpected opportunities” could mean finding a five-dollar bill or getting hit by a bus. Who knows?
Armed with this super helpful prediction, I went about my day kinda looking sideways at everything. Was that a flyer stuck on my door an “opportunity”? Nope, just pizza ads. Did checking my dusty change jar count as “financial gains”? Found thirty-seven cents. Big win. Universe, you sly dog.
Actually tried to “seek harmony” when Mrs. Henderson from next door started yelling about my cat supposedly digging in her geraniums again. Took a deep breath, didn’t yell back. Just said “Sorry Ma’am, I’ll check the fence.” That felt kinda harmonious? Felt mostly just annoyed. Where’s my emotional payoff, horoscope?
Lunchtime came and went. Nothing unexpected happened unless you count the microwave humming weirdly. Did my usual job stuff, paid some bills online – definitely the opposite of financial gain there, just money flowing out. Felt emotions running high alright… frustration mostly.
Evening rolls around. Still waiting for this big luck wave or whatever. Checked my lottery ticket from last week. Loser. Tried calling that friend about maybe helping with his side gig. Straight to voicemail. Opportunity missed? Or opportunity never existed? Horoscope magic failing hard today.
So yeah. That was my exciting adventure living by the Pisces horoscope for April 26th, 2025. Did I follow it? Sorta, in a half-hearted way. Did it change anything? Well, I found thirty-seven cents and slightly smoothed things over with the cranky neighbor. Big whoop. Maybe the horoscope is just noise. Or maybe I just has bad luck days regardless. Either way, tomorrow I might just skip checking. Or… maybe I will check again. Just in case the “financial gains” part was running late. Like my laundry.
