Okay, so I figured I’d tackle Taurus season since my neighbor’s kid has a May 11th birthday. Grabbed my coffee, flopped on the couch, and pulled out three different astrology books I thrifted last year. Started comparing predictions like some kinda cosmic detective.

Research Phase Begins

First thing I did was dig into Taurus traits – bull-headed, love luxury, stubborn as hell. Wrote down keywords: reliable, earthy, money-conscious. Checked planetary transits for this month too. Jupiter’s doing something in Taurus’ house of careers? Made a messy chart on scrap paper with Venus symbols and dollar signs.

• Book 1: Said Taureans should invest in real estate
• Book 2: Warned about overspending on gourmet food
• Book 3: Mentioned romantic opportunities after May 20th

Writing the Forecast

Took my chicken-scratch notes and tried smooshing them together. Had to cut out contradictory stuff – like one source said “financial windfall” while another predicted “budget carefully.” Settled on telling May 11th babies to avoid impulse buys but expect career recognition if they hustle. Added that Taurus stubbornness might cause family arguments around June. Threw in some emoji symbols for flavor ✨💸🍀.

Struggled most with the love section. My divorce lawyer would laugh at me giving romance advice. Ended up writing: “Your loyalty attracts admirers, but don’t ignore red flags just ’cause they bring fancy chocolates.” Felt kinda proud of that line.

Final Touches

Read the whole thing aloud to my cat. She walked away during the career part – bad sign? Tweaked sentences to sound less like a textbook. Changed “Jupiter’s alignment creates fiscal opportunities” to “bosses might finally notice your grind.” Put my laptop to sleep around midnight. Figured if Taurus folks ignore my advice, at least it matches their stubborn reputation.