Woke up this morning and remembered it’s December 7th – new horoscope day! Grabbed my phone while the coffee brewed, almost spilled it scrambling to open my favorite free horoscope site. Didn’t want to pay for those fancy ones, free stuff works just fine for me.
Step-by-Step What I Did
First, punched in my birthday details. Needed my exact time and place of birth which always takes me a minute to recall. Forgot my birth certificate’s buried in some drawer, just guessed it was around 7am hospital time.
Checked three places like always:
- The big one everyone knows – scrolled past all those annoying ads flashing on the side
- That blog written by that lady with purple hair – she explains things plain and simple
- My weather app’s horoscope section (random but sometimes surprisingly spot on!)
How I Actually Read It
Started skimming super fast like I always do. My eyes zoomed straight to Taurus section – that’s me. Ignored all that general moon phase intro stuff, ain’t nobody got time for that before caffeine kicks in.
Noticed this weird thing though. Jupiter’s doing something and Mercury’s backwards again? All three sites kept hammering about communication stuff:
- “Watch your words today dummy” (okay they didn’t say dummy but felt like it)
- “Old arguments might pop up like toast from a broken toaster”
- “Write emails carefully before hitting send”
Real Talk Takeaways
Took this advice seriously during my morning work emails. Re-read every message twice like a paranoid squirrel. Didn’t fire back at that annoying client even though his email made my eye twitch. Just wrote “Let me look into this” instead of what I really wanted to say.
Funny thing – had a call with my sister and some stupid argument from last Christmas about gift wrapping came up! Immediately remembered what Jupiter and Mercury were doing and laughed instead of biting back. We just changed the subject smooth as butter.
Honestly? Horoscopes are hit or miss for me. But today’s stuff actually helped dodge some arguments. My coffee went cold rereading everything – small price to pay!
