So today I decided to whip up a horoscope reading for March 23, 2025. Honestly? I don’t always do daily horoscopes, but my coffee tasted extra good this morning and I thought why not spread some cosmic vibes.
First Step: Digging Into Planetary Positions
I cracked open my astrology app around 9 AM, still in pajamas. Checked where all the planets were sitting tomorrow – Jupiter in Taurus, Moon sliding into Scorpio, the usual suspects. Wrote down three key things:
- Mars giving major energy to fire signs
- That Mercury retrograde mess finally clearing up
- Big Jupiter-Uranus thing happening for earth signs
My cat jumped on the keyboard right then, deleted half my notes. Had to restart from memory – lesson learned: save constantly.
The Interpretation Struggle
Started with Aries because duh, it’s March. Mars makes them unstoppable right now – wrote “career lightning bolt” on my draft. But then Taurus had that Jupiter thing and I thought dang, that’s some next-level luck. Got stuck reordering signs for like twenty minutes:
- First put Taurus on top for luck
- Then realized Leo’s Mars energy was stronger
- Settled on splitting “big luck” and “quick wins”
Total headache. Ate a snack. Decided to just go with my gut.
Final List Assembly
Around noon I finally typed up the rankings. Made Taurus #1 because Jupiter’s basically giving them a golden ticket tomorrow. Leo follows with Mars power – wrote “boss moves incoming”. Surprise third was Cancer – that moon alignment can mean emotional wins paying off. Double-checked each sign’s reading, making sure I didn’t mix up dates like last time when I told Virgos to buy lottery tickets during Mercury retrograde. Whoops.
Wrapping It Up
Added my disclaimer at the end about how astrology’s just for fun. Honestly half the comments will still be “BUT MY EX IS A LIBRA WHY DIDN’T YOU–“. Finished by 2 PM and posted straight to my blog. Might check tomorrow if Tauruses actually get lucky – maybe someone finds a twenty in their coat pocket or something.
